Addicted to Sex?
- Me: I now understand what you're going through. I've been doing really unhealthy things like eating junk food and having lots of sex.
- Friend: Yeah it's hard dealing with the stress...I don't have any sex though.
- Me: Yeah I've had a lot.
- Friend: [laughing] So how do you relate?
- Me: Oh, I equate me having sex to you smoking.
- Friend: So...you're addicted to sex...
- Me: Am I? Yeah...I guess I am.
- Friend: What you need to ask yourself is: Why are you having so much sex?
- Me: I'm hot.
- Friend: [laughing] You're ridiculous.
